In response to a friend’s posting on Facebook about her fantasy football team, I offhandedly commented “Fantasy football is the jock equivalent of Dungeons and Dragons.” Satisfied with my cleverness so much that I just had to share, I blew it out to Twitter, slightly modified:
“Fantasy football is the sports equivalent of Dungeons and Dragons.”
Seriously, you guys, that’s it. I spent my entire load right there. I’ve got nothing left.
So remember it, because this sh*t is going on my tombstone:
Your work here is done. As if the Soul Asylum exchange from earlier in the day weren’t enough, you drop this on an unsuspecting world.
You. Win. The. Internet.
Game over.
I love this!